a joke
from all the places she finds them like in her pocket covered in LINTOMG NOT THE LINT BUNNIES....
ill shut up now
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The Cannibal Test
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten
apples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or youll be eaten.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? The
second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples.
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i was going to add more but my pages keep bugging out *grrrrrr*
oh well hopefully ill update again soon and add more
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Friends and People I Admire
Clubs
stuff i like
stock i like
Lmao
Devious Comments
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its not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
click the random deviant button broaden your horizons you never know what you might see it might be something that makes your day.
and go visit my gallery [link]
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its not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
click the random deviant button broaden your horizons you never know what you might see it might be something that makes your day.
and go visit my gallery [link]
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St. Francis said,
“A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist.”
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its not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
click the random deviant button broaden your horizons you never know what you might see it might be something that makes your day.
and go visit my gallery [link]
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